Pusheen the Cat's Guide to Everything

Your Caption Has Been Selected: More Than Anyone Could Possibly Want to Know About The New Yorker Cartoon Caption Contest

True Facts That Sound Like Bull$#*t: World History

I Want to Be Where the Normal People Are: Essays and Other Stuff

Do I Feel Better Yet? Questionable Attempts at Self-Care and Existing in General

Being Patrick Swayze: Essential Teachings From the Master of the Mullet

The World's Worst Assistant

I'm Fine...And Other Lies

How to Pet a Cat

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The Land Before Time Management: ADHDinos

Edison's Ghosts: The Untold Weirdness of History's Greatest Geniuses

Nasty Astrology: What Your Astrologer Won't Tell You!

Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir

Comedy Comedy Comedy Drama: A Memoir

She Said: Witty Words From Wise Women

Leslie F*cking Jones: A Memoir

One Cup at a Time: A Cat's Café Collection

Monsters You Should Know

Wake Me Up When It's All Over...: Unpublished Letters to The Daily Telegraph

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Where the Deer and the Antelope Play: The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Likes to Walk Outside

My Therapist Says: Advice You Should Probably (Not) Take

I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: Essays

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Have I Told You This Already? Stories I Don't Want to Forget to Remember

You Can't Be Serious